A spoof news bulletin from the Onion News Network says that the next President will be the candidate who wears the best outfits, vacations at the most noteworthy locations and generally 'lives the bullshit'.
Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters
Hillary Clinton, John Edwards and Barrack Obama get super powers and use them to defeat George Bush, Dick Cheney, Karl Rove and Condaleeza Rice in this animation: